Admit it, you’d be disappointed in the financial industry if it didn’t find a way to profit off of global warming.
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Monday, March 19, 2007
Funniest Comment I Saw This Week
Thursday, March 01, 2007
The Ultimate In Environmental Personal Sacrifice
Folks, you heard it here first.
The other day I was reading something about cemeteries being used for wind farms. Interesting. But I then thought of some projects on which my firm was working: Landfill.
Why stop at simply generating power from the wind? The decomposition of bodies underground is a serious source of methane. I think the penultimate design would be to create a cometary that has holds in the ground where the casket is lowered into; holes that look like normal cemetery plots.
**Spoiler: it gets a bit yucky here**
But, the coffin itself has a trap door and the body is dropped out of it into a holding tank. With other bodies in one big kettle, the methane is harvested and flared in a generator, probably 1 or 2 megawatts.
This idea is covered by my copyright. heh heh
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The other day I was reading something about cemeteries being used for wind farms. Interesting. But I then thought of some projects on which my firm was working: Landfill.
Why stop at simply generating power from the wind? The decomposition of bodies underground is a serious source of methane. I think the penultimate design would be to create a cometary that has holds in the ground where the casket is lowered into; holes that look like normal cemetery plots.
**Spoiler: it gets a bit yucky here**
But, the coffin itself has a trap door and the body is dropped out of it into a holding tank. With other bodies in one big kettle, the methane is harvested and flared in a generator, probably 1 or 2 megawatts.
This idea is covered by my copyright. heh heh
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